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Let me draw you a map.

Honestly, you people are useless.

 




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ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
Hey, it's a map of where I live!
ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Hey, have you been stalking me?

I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

We are totally not friends.
ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
I'm freaking the fuck out! Are you hiding a bomb somewhere?

Google Maps doesn't have an icon for "bomb".

WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY HAVE A BOMB ICON?

I'm writing them right now. How many stamps do I need on this letter? It's going to be pretty heavy with the weight of my pissed-the-fuck-off words.
ask_aboutcoffee
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
He's just a sad little man, Jack. Torchwood can take him.
ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
I've got my eye on him.

Hey, do you know what the postage would be on this? It's a letter to Google and it's pretty pithy.
ask_aboutcoffee
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
Pithy or novelistic?

I'm not sure where you send a letter to Google. They have secret server buildings everywhere. Maybe we have to burn it in some kind of arcane rite.
ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
Really? You're such a quick thinker. Thank god Torchwood has an incinerator. It's strong enough to burn paper. It burns Weevils, Cyberwomen, etc.
ask_aboutcoffee
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
It seems the only way to go. We should say something arcane while we do it. How much Arcane do you speak?

Do you think GoogleTranslate does English > Arcane?
ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
If it doesn't I have to open up this letter, revise the letter with a demand for Arcane as a language in Google, seal it back up and we STILL need to find an Arcane dictionary!
ask_aboutcoffee
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
This sounds like so much work. Work that would cut into our leisure time for things like sex organising shelves in your office and remaking the bed.

Maybe we should just email them? Or copy and paste your letter into the search box. I hear they monitor that pretty closely.
ask_captainjack
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
PERFECT

I'll copy and paste the email in there and submit it. SUBMIT IT HARD!
ask_aboutcoffee
Jun. 27th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
Mmf.
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