I think I might wait a bit before going to askmydad , however. One henchman at a time...
Hm... I wonder how strong this perception filter really is? I mean, obviously the fact that everyone expects me to be dead is helping it along, but really? Handsome Jack doesn't recognize me? Perhaps I should give Martha a go. Or maybe even the Doctor.
There's an idea...
The good news is, that this means less waiting time. The bad news is that if the Doctor- what is it the Time Agency is referring to him as these days, Doctor 9.0?- isn't safely away from Cardiff (read: mindwiped) than when the surge protectors release, that will make getting into the Hub and taking over the world much more difficult.
Not impossible, though. Just a bit unlikely. But then again, I am the Master...
Nothing to do with me, in case you were wondering, although there is something amusing about a pig disease killing humans. But slave labor is a lot more efficient when the slaves are healthy, as opposed to flu-ridden and seeing as there is still about two months or so to go before my plan can be implemented.
Since I'm going to surprise the Doctor with what will appear to him to be sudden worldwide domination, this is something which going to be contingent on the Doctor not being nearly twenty-first century Earth for at least three months. Since the version I'm targeting seems to eschewing companions at the moment, I only need to wait until the past version gets his mindwipe. I can't see it being very long. He knows how delicate these tings can be.
I the meantime, I find myself utterly inspired by the current American President. We appear to have much in common; a taste for pop music, a country under our hypnotic spell. I may not kill him. Well, not unless that's contingent upon gaining Michelle's affections.
Ladies and Gentlemen, is the Doctor on the planet? No! He's galaxies away and centuries in the future! Granted, there's a danger of him popping back to drop off his blond, but in the meantime, I have some wiggle room. The red herring seems to have worked as well, which is helpful, although I suppose he didn't really have the chance to examine it closely. And those bugs are still going strong. I've got access to most of Cardiff now, including the Hub.
I now have p lenty of footage of handsome Jack and his office boy going at it.
In other news, I believe the word for you people is sick. I may have jobs for you later. Also, it really is a shame that Linkin Park doesn't have a beat you can properly dance to. I rather enjoyed this video.